Theme From 'a Big 10-8 Place' Lyrics - A Big 10-8 Place - Negativland

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>NEGATIVE!! 

(Tommy? Tommy? Tommy?) 

"Everybody welcome." 

One two stupid 

Three four dumb 

Five six idiotic 

Seven eight seat bee sate 

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid! 

I like Concord 

And 180-G 

I like Pleasant Hill 

No other possibility 

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid 

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid 

I like Orinda 

And 409 

I like Martinez 

And all the green slime 

I like Lafayette 

When the weather is fine 

And I like Contra-Costa County 

Almost all of the time 

One two stupid, three four dumb, five six idiotic, seven eight seat bee sate 

(This is it. I'm gonna do it right now. Here we go....) 

very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid 

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid..... 

(All right, 

people. first of all I want you to raise your hand 

with your automatic garage door opener. 

Second I want you to stand on your left leg if your undulating 

sprinkler system doesn't work. 

Third I want you to grab your right foot with your left hand if 

your lawn needs mowing. 

Fourth I want you to shake your head if you like your neighbor. 

Fifth I want you to put parakeet feathers into your television set 

if you're watching MTV. 

Sixth I want you to pour 409 into your Mr. Coffee coffee maker if 

you forgot to clean the orange carpet. 

Seventh I want you to trip over your gross cart if you're 

shoplifting from Safe Muffins. 

Eighth before you start jamming I want you to go back into your 

house and get all of your furniture ....