86 Measures Of Game Lyrics - Necro

[Sample: Interview with Gene Simmons of KISS] 

[Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense 

of humor about that? Does it seem funny to you?" 

[Gene Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood." 

[Interviewer:] [laughing] "Oh, that's right!" 

[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to 

put the book down and confront life. The notion is, that 

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're 

also going to have to welcome me with open legs." 

[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious thing to say." 

[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your back 

that I wouldn't say to your face?" 

[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk 

To a woman, to do that shtick?" 

[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women 

have ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is 

"why can't a man just tell me the truth and just speak to 

me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't have it both ways." 

[Verse 1: Necro] 

Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit 

That's how you get one to eat a dick 

Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick 

They like to get dissed, they like it rough 

Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get snuffed 

And they come back for more 

Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" 

That's why they like to suck penis 

Don't ever let them tell you different 

Women are just as horny as men 

They're just programmed inhibition 

That's why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts 

Down to take it in their butts 

They're always lickin' somebody's nuts 

And why not? That's why God made 'em 

Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em 

Cause before that, Adam was fucking animals 

That's why women like to get fucked like animals 

It's only natural 

And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches 

I love women, that's why my masturbating's religious 

I'm just stating facts that are down to take a smack 

And they'll break their back bending over for you if your thing's intact 

They say they're not into games 

But those are the dames playing the most games 

The type that'll suck on a dick for cocaine 

They're acting like they're so tame 

But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names 

Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" 

And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back 

Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet 

It's only busted bitches that can't take what I said 

Well fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp 

They're useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant 

But one thing ugly bitches are good for 

Is being good friends that'll lend you money when you're poor 

So shout out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch 

Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be lonely 

And I know some of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" 

But yo, men don't even have to look good as long as they rap 

Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on their lap 

As long as he convinces you he's an emotional cat 

And if he's a cold person that got money 

Most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies 

They're not dummies 

Money turns bitches on 

Once you're broke, the bitch is gone 

Money'll have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs 

It'll have a bitch in a porn getting shitted on 

I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong 

But I've been broke for centuries 

And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees 

I guess that's how you know you got game 

I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that's got fame 

I know cats that trip, they're practically paying the bitch 

And they can't even play with the clit 

Cause she's saying some shit 

Portraying like she's afraid of dick 

Because you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick 

She's playing you quick 

She'll hold out on the pussy the longest possible time she can make you wait for it 

Cause once she gives it up, you might diss the slut 

And she's thinking like business, son, "let me milk everything out of this schmuck" 

She don't give a fuck, 'cause most men are foul 

And we're down to fuck any girl in their bowels, we get around 

So we're looked at as bank accounts 

Amounts, like a quarter-pound or an ounce, but bitch, my checks will bounce 

Not sayin' all women are like this 

But yo, I got no problem with it 

I'll pay the price if she got the right tits 

I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a tight clit 

If I'ma pay for anything, I might as well pay to excite my dick 

I've paid for worse things, you should pay for something that'll last 

Like a French maid with a fat ass 

If I had mad cash, I'd open up a whorehouse 

Honestly, I had this bitch in my crib frontin' so I threw her out 

She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was wrecked 

She should've known that when she hit the deck 

Not to stop suckin' until she whipped her neck 

After all, I bought her a beer 

And you'd think she'd be grateful enough and able to stuff a cock in her mouth 

And make sure I'm taken care of before walkin' in here 

But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough in the freezing cold 

Skeez and do what you're told 

Cause once a slut gets old, you'll be payin' me to suck my pole 

Cause when a man gets old, he blossoms 

But when a woman gets old, she starts rotting 

There's not too many options 

Just plenty doctors with operations and lotions 

Liposuction and face lifts and Noxema for old skin 

You can't escape demise by taking some weight off your thighs 

It's a law of nature to die 

You patronize Death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies 

These companies are playing games of lies 

That's why these 85-year old billionaires are taking wives that are 25 

So what's my point? 

You bitches better lick up 

Before corrosion eats your lips up 

And they aren't soft enough to dick suck 

[Sample: American Pimp] 

"It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like this, because you see me ride ya dig? 

Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig? I'm tellin' you, it may look easy, but you're 

gonna have to work to get to this category, baby. See you at the top."