12 King Pimp Commandments Lyrics - Gory Days - Necro

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The 12 king pimp commandments! 

Uh 

It's pimp gator 

Peep the jewels 

A king pimp's been here for years representin' 

There's rules to this shit 

I'll break down a lesson 

Step by step like a booklet for you to sweat 

And try to apply to make yourself fly 

No. 1: Must be strong in mind and spirit 

When idiots talk inferior shit 

Brush it off when you hear it 

Never fear it 

Don't put a knife to a broad 

'Cause the penis is mightier than the sword 

Peep the metaphor you'll find more 

Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated 

38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be intimidated 

You must play past the devils trickery 

Prison, liquor and hits of E 

Nicotine and chicks with V.D. 

No. 2: Must control seven or eight cunts at once 

A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt 

Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness 

Intelligence but never with an iron fist 

No. 3: Only fuck with a bitch when you're both clickin' 

Sparrows don't fly with eagles, peacocks can't strut with chickens 

No. 4: Must withstand all criticism 

Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin' jizzm 

It's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism 

That it's wrong but it isn't 

No. 5: Never let a female be equal with you 

Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon 

Refuse to have oral sex with your woman unless you choose 

Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you 

She was put on earth to serve men 

She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll lose respect for you then 

Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats 

Females know, during their period cunts are filthy like rats 

No. 6: You'll use violence in self-defense 

To protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess 

No. 7: Never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife 

Only strike 'em to shock 'em back to reality's light 

Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf club 

Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood 

You can start flippin' 

Grippin' her like a victim 

But never start hittin' 

This is called the king pimp's whippin' 

No. 8: Since puniness is next to godliness 

You must keep your hygiene clean regardless 

A shower a day'll do and keep your physical being 

In the best condition possible it could be in 

No. 9: You're never stingy, greedy, drifty or cheap 

When it comes to you and your peeps 

You owe yourself the best treats 

No. 10: Never sweat when a bitch leaves you 

Knowing the story of a man's life a bitch coming and one going 

They come better the next time 

They only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always a better kind 

11: You're only expecting to keep a woman a term of four years unless you're fortunate enough to get re-elected 

And if she leaves before her term is up, she faked it 

'Cause she wasn't ready for a king pimp anyway, kid 

Let her fuck with the other 51 pimp types, they're better for her 

Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera 

12: There's leaders and followers 

A king pimp never follows a hollow-headed dick swallower 

Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollars 

Even a scholar of Kabballah doesn't get followed 

The only one that got it like that solid is god, kid 

Cause he's brolick, he understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shit 

Follow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and A-cups 

Bitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-up 

The respect these bitches will have for you will be sacred 

Slut, pay up I'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet, wake up! 

The 12 king pimp commandments 

No doubt 

Respect it 

It's pimp gator 

All you pimps all over the earth 

Rock with this