This Is The Ultimate Showdown Lyrics - Singles - Nathan Miller

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around 

Tokyo City like a big playground 

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade 

And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade 

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack 

But he didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq 

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu 

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue 

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal 

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile 

But before it could make it back to the Batcave 

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave 

And took an AK47 out from under his hat 

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat 

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away 

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day 

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny 

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see 

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be 

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny 

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime 

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime 

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track 

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back 

And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady 

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete 

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped 

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip 

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind 

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed 

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist 

Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault 

While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault 

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air 

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, ohhh... 

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny 

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see 

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be 

This is the Ultimate Showdown... 

The angels sang out... in immaculate chorus 

And down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris 

He delivered a kick which could shatter bones 

Into the crotch of Indiana Jones 

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain 

As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne 

But Chuck saw through his clever disguise 

And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs 

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and 

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and 

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and 

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie 

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader 

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger 

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, 

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan 

All came out of no where lightning fast 

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass 

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw 

With civilians looking on total awe 

The fight raged on for a century 

Many lives were claimed, but eventually 

The champion stood, the rest saw their better: 

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater 

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny 

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see 

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be 

This is the Ultimate Showdown... 

This is the Ultimate Showdown... 

This is the Ultimate Showdown... 

Of Ultimate Destiny