Welcome Wagon Lyrics - Nasty Savage

Music - Dave 

Lyrics - Ron 

Ding dong 

Is anyone home 

Welcome to the block 

Notice 

I didn't knock 

Where're you from 

Were you in Vietnam 

Or were you 

Smart enough to duck 

What about 

Something for lunch 

By the way 

What do you weigh 

You must come to my church 

I know you'll 

Give and give 

So welcome to the block 

On Saturday mornings 

I mow the yard 

Saturday mornings 

He mows the yard 

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 

Won't you be my friend 

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 

Till the bitter end 

I'd like to go back 

To SaoPaulo 

South America 

Down in Brazil 

Then it was off 

To Rio De Janeiro 

I was still thinking 

About SaoPaulo 

The beautiful beaches 

Of Ipanemia 

Wasn't long 

We saw the Tonga 

Over the mountains 

Through the jungles 

On our way to 

Humberto's place 

South America down in Brazil 

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 

Won't you be my friend 

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 

Till the bitter end 

No one is home 

Next time 

Leave a message 

On my telephone 

Can you hear 

Scottish bagpipes 

On LSD 

Listen now 

Take a Ride 

Don't you remember 

From back in '83 

You had a crush 

On me 

Now you wont look my way 

Just yesterday 

I won the lottery 

Now you remember 

Follow me 

Like a cat 

I'm with the In crowd 

Drive a Rolls Royce 

Let the butler 

Take your hat 

Whoever thought 

Reality could be a dream 

Just yesterday 

I won the lottery 

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 

Won't you be my friend 

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 

Till the bitter end