Bing Bong Lyrics - Singles - Nasty Hazzard & Mc Jerome

Nasty and Jerome are very naughty 

naughty...naughty...naughty...naughty...naughty 

yeahh blud 

aiiiite 

yep yep yep brrrap 

yes nasty and jerome innit 

fuck you up 

reppin chivalric c brrrap 

you jewdemi pricks 

beth youre fat! 

once and always..... 

(Nasty) 

Nasty Hazzard and MC Jerome 

phenomally stoned on the microphone 

were seizing rap like caesar seized rome 

remembering chivalric you aint alone 

name is nasty life full of hazzard 

maverick regenade life full of daggers 

life for me is music my passion 

sex drugs dont 

i like fashion 

ecko 

academic flatcaps, do-rags 

masturbate to my porno mags 

smoke the joint of hatred 

everyone says that im 

al-ways be-la-ted 

out of time 

but always benign to my friends.... 

i show no benevolence so much eloquence 

when im chung my raps have no relelvance 

ding my boy jerome 

tell him to leave home, come get stoned 

im ever so prone to prevail in my zone 

knight in shining armour 

hit you with the drama - released by the karma 

and cos i kneel down to the king gimme a ding 

and i might just say 

bing bong! 

(Jerome) 

i snap like king kong 

so dont get in my way cos i never am wrong 

i would spitroast you but that takes too long 

what im here for tonight is to get fucking monged 

monged off my face 

its a fucking disgrace, lights make you so dizzy 

acting oh-so silly 

playing games all night like 

budweiser 

check that bitch out i got my eyes on her 

my rhymes so deep im sharp as razor 

never lost my gift despite being such a blazer 

underestimate me ill shock you like taser 

and then make you eat my fucking shit.... 

but ill let that go this time 

even though you messed up my fucking rhyme 

i think that its time to hit the dro' 

get ready for it dont be too slow man 

this dont shower man 

fo' sho' 

dez dez my man you my hero 

chorus: 

(Jerome) 

someone set me B's on zoot or ill kill 'em 

on second thoughts set me draw for a min and ill bill 'em 

up a nice L yeah that will just chill 'em 

then well play bing bong until we just drill 'em 

(Nasty) 

50 second joint rinse sure will kill 'em 

zoot upon zoot but let jerome bill 'em 

get out the beers yeh we should just chill 'em 

then comes bing bong nasty just thrill 'em 

(Repeat chorus) 

(Nasty) 

im the best i dont come from the west 

im north all my life 

and im feeling the strife, the strife is rough i got cut by a knife 

nine times yeah you dig my rhymes 

blazing make you feel like running a mo-no-po-ly 

sitting in a bar looking pretty just sipping shandy 

--- lets pick up a key of draw 

and smoke it all in the school 

dont need motivation, renotation, its my location that breeds my vocation 

alienation hazzard has no patience 

fuck with me its all dilapidation 

pTc gonna fuck you up 

all you jewdemi pricks we wont back you up 

nasty hazzard dont take liberties 

dont you fuck i got history 

who do you think taught you to bust knees now 

who do you think taught you to smoke trees 

Josh Es, Apple Cs, Hydraulic Bs and Jamie Ts 

i set J a ding-a-ling 

if he gives me a bing-b-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing 

(Jerome) 

bong! 

dont you see my point 

all i wanna do is blaze a joint 

i dont care what it is roll up a bob marley 

get it toking like heaven 

that would be gnarly 

make sure its all spread though - proportionate 

a rip on that end would be unfortunate 

mess my zoot ill get the UCS army come down on you 

like a fucking tsunami 

this shits good 

get that copy and pasted 

and meanwhile make sure i get fucking wasted 

cos i remember the times of pokemon blue 

like when charizard 'gainst pikachu 

shit use tailwhip to bring defence down 

diminishes hit points - bring 'em to the ground 

get scooped by onix while battling rock 

pikachu attacks but no 

effect from thundershock 

i think that the situations getting quite hairy 

might be time to bring on clefairy 

looks like dead meat all she does is just sings 

but pidgeots here now spreading her wings 

looks like onix just got dusted 

its super effective rock just got busted 

got your first badge now - good on you ash 

and look - you even got a shitload of cash 

shame that your mum has got bare fanny rash 

and that you cant come here and spark up some hash 

dont worry too much 

just go home cos my batterys dead 

dont fuck with jerome 

(Chorus) 

(Repeat Chorus) 

Chicken Dippas! Bruuup brrrruuup 

Jewdemi pricks Bruuup brrrruuup 

Dj hydraulics Bruuup brrrruuup 

Dj wal-wal Bruuup brrrruuup 

Blud! Bruuup brrrruuup 

Yo yo come on Bruuup brrrruuup 

Chicken Dippas! Bruuup brrrruuup 

Jewdemi we'll fuck you up!Bruuup brrrruuup 

Yessssss