You ain't dolly, and you ain't porter.
She's a little bit fuller, and you're a whole lot shorter.
Let's dance all night, and fill the jukebox full of quarters.
Cause you ain't dolly, no, and you ain't porter.
Well i noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots.
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit.
That's cause i'm the reigning queen of karaoke night.
Well if i get drunk enough to sing, hell i just might.
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause i'll get you through.
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do.
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You ain't dolly and you ain't porter.
She's a little bit fuller and you're a whole lot shorter.
Let's dance all night, and fill the jukebox full of quarters.
Cause you ain't dolly, no, and you ain't porter.
You'll probably see me country singing on the voice someday.
Yeah and i'm the guy they wrote about in 50 shades of grey.
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way.
Well baby that sounds tempting, but i just can't stay.
Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough.
Honey i will always love you, but we'll never know.
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You ain't dolly and you ain't porter.
She's a little bit fuller and you're a whole lot shorter.
Let's dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters.
Cause you ain't dolly, no, and you ain't porter.
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters.
Cause you ain't dolly, and you ain't porter.
No, no, you ain't dolly, and you ain't porter.
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