Four Food Groups Lyrics - Naked & Shameless

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

These are the nutrients to employ 

If you wanna crush, kill and destroy 

We're talkin' caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

No tofu, grass or soy 

No vitamins B, C or double D 

Just caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

These are the nutrients to employ 

Not kimchi, salad, kraut or bok choy 

We're talkin' caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

They say you are what you eat 

You know the same day they say it's gonna rain tomorrow 

The same day they say the king is dead 

The same day they say interest rates are gonna crawl up your ass 

And rip out you colon before you can say mortgage 

Yeah, that day 

Anyway, they say you are what you eat 

Like if you eat beef, you'll be beefy 

Or if you eat a hot dog 

You'll be a hot diggity mother-fuckin' dog 

Or if you eat asparagus 

You're gonna end up bein' some tall skinny green dude 

With a pointy head 

But I wanna clear up one thing right now 

And I wanna make it real clear 

I ain't no Goddamn pussy! 

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

Four food groups for a growin' boy 

Wyss' family Robinson serves up the pets 

Stay dry as a bone I get it on and make it wet 

With caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy 

Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy