Pussy Crook Lyrics - Tarantula - Mystikal

[Officer] 

Callin all cars, callin all cars 

Be on the look out for a pussy vandalism. Over 

A pussy bandit 

Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman. Over 

He is dangerous, be on the look out 

[Mystikal] 

I knock the muthafuckin pussy off the hook 

Huh, I take the face off the rapper fuckin with the punch master 

The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome assassin 

Cuss word expert 

You don't know nothing bout this 

Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin 

I make a shy cryin bitch start swimming 

Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty 

Fuck it fuck it suck it 200 dollars, bitch that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy) 

Show me what cha working wit 

But if ya pussy smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo fuckin shirt and shit 

Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this bitch ha pussy smellin like Red Lobster 

That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch 

Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't Fuck! 

[Hook] 

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) 

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 

They call me the pussy crook (give it up) 

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 

I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) 

If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 

They call me the pussy crook (break ya self) 

[Verse 2] 

Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual 

But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe 

Fuck you like I ate my vegetables 

Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got dick left the door 

The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!! 

Fuck you on the floor and still shake the chandelier 

I got it caught again somewhere 

Stop that fuckin runnin and bring that ass over here 

Bitch touch yo toes 

Touch that wall 

work that pole 

What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel 

Gotta give ya whatcha came for 

Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting 

If you can't work it then don't flirt 

If you got them little bitty titties don't raise yo shirt 

I sort em out and some ain't stayin 

Take them fuckin thongs off Don't here wit no plan 

I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya 

Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon 

[Hook] 

[Verse 3] 

What the fuck you mean yo period done you can't gimme no lovin? 

Shit, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin 

She said "I never done that stuff" 

I said " Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly" 

Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady 

She was actin all timid 

But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me 

I was all the way up in that ass 

I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast 

2 hours and no part still talking bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD" 

[Hook: x 2] 

[Officer] 

Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen 

headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over 

Be advised he is armed with dick, and striking good looks. Over 

The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something 

shit he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all pussy inside 

[Mystikal] 

Gimmie this motherfuckin money. why'all motherfuckers ain't go never catch me 

The only thing why'all gone catch is this DICK!! You motherfucker 

This a motherfuckin nother KLC SMASH!! You motherfucker 

Mystikal medicine Man Big truck nigga. Over.