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I'm An Ordinary Man Lyrics - Singles - My Fair Lady

Well after all, Pickering, I'm an ordinary man, 

who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance 

to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants. 

An average man am I, of no eccentric whim, 

who likes to live his life free of strife, 

doing whatever he thinks is best for him. 

Just an ordinary man... 

 

BUT, Let a woman in your life and your serenity is through. 

She'll redecorate your home from the cellar to the dome, 

then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you. 

Let a woman in your life and you're up against a wall. 

Make a plan and you will find 

she has something else in mind, 

and so rather than do either, you do something else 

 

that neither likes at all. 

You want to talk of Keats or Milton, 

she only wants to talk of love. 

You go to see a play or ballet 

and spend it searching for her glove. 

Let a woman in your life 

 

and you invite eternal strife, 

Let them buy their wedding bands 

for those anxious little hands; 

I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling 

than to ever let a woman in my life. 

I'm a very gentle man, 

 

even tempered and good-natured, 

whom you never hear complain, 

who has the milk of human kindness 

by the quart in every vein. 

A patient man am I, down to my fingertips, 

the sort who never could, ever would, 

let an insulting remark escape his lips 

Just a very gentle man. 

 

But let a woman in your life, 

and patience hasn't got a chance. 

She will beg you for advice, your reply will be concise, 

and she will listen very nicely, then go out 

and do precisely what she wants! 

You are a man of grace and polish, 

who never spoke above a hush. 

 

Now at once you're using language 

that would make a sailor blush! 

Let a woman in your life 

and you're plunging in a knife! 

Let the others of my sex tie the knot around their necks, 

I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition 

than to ever let a woman in my life. 

 

I'm a quiet living man, 

who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room, 

who likes an atmosphere as restful 

as an undiscovered tomb. 

A pensive man am I, of philosophic joys, 

who likes to meditate, contemplate, 

free from humanity's mad inhuman noise. 

Just a quiet living man. 

But, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through. 

In a line that never ends comes an army of her friends, 

come to jabber and to chatter 

 

and to tell her what the matter is with YOU! 

She'll have a booming, boisterous family 

who will descend on you en masse. 

She'll have a large Wagnerian mother, 

with a voice that shatters glass. 

Let a woman in your life, 

Let a woman in your life, 

I shall never let a woman in my life.