Freak These Tales Lyrics - Murs

(Verse 1 - MURS) 

First let me ask for forgiveness, since I might go to hell 

But I'm addicted to these girls, though where they fuck feel smell 

And I been around the world in and out of hotels 

Now I'm finally off tour I got some stories to tell 

It all started with Mel my first time doin' it 

Nervous, couldn't speak, I was scared I might ruin it 

Something like a pulse she knew how to take it slow 

Knew one false move and I could fuck around and blow 

So I went with the flow, it went better than I planned 

Finally found something better than cummin' in my hand 

They say you come twice the first time, now I understand 

I came once inside of her, then I became a man 

The next couple of times weren't quite that memorable 

Temikha, Glydia must've thought I was pitiful 

Bustin' after two minutes, I thought that shit was typical 

That was probably why they never got back at a nigga so 

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(Hook - MURS) 

Once upon a time in a land around the way 

There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play 

Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday 

Everytime I tried to hit it they say, no way 

Till one fine day in this land of L.A 

We finally slipped up and she let me have my way 

She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say 

Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day 

(Verse 2 - MURS) 

Now out the city walk come at this iddibittybitch 

About 4'7.hmmm.4'11 with a switch 

Now lets just say, ehh I think I got it backwards 

But big things do come good in small packages 

As for actrices in L.A. there's so many 

Let me tell you about this freak named Small Town Jenny 

After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me 

To fuck her on a break when she was waitressing at Danny's 

Now there was Umi, female emcee 

We talked most of the night about the M-I-C 

When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z 

She let me stick it straight in her asshole, lyrically 

I love chicks on e that you meet out at these raves 

They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave 

I met Rachel in the corner all emotional and mushy 

Put my dick on her tongue, glowstick in her pussy 

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(Hook) 

(Verse 3 - MURS) 

Alright I had a dancer named Candy stripper chicks 

Said she only had to dance to get her family out the fix 

Fine as hell, but the bitch made me sick 

Cause after datin' two months she'd still make me tip 

I know a female mexicana by the name of Iliana 

She likes me dinky's and a wife beater not pyjama's 

Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa 

But I keep her on the team just to represent la raza 

Now Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately 

She love to live the legends but she also loves the ladies 

I had to let her go, before she led me to crazy 

She was lousy in the sack, laid back and hell of lazy 

A couple of weeks back it was all about Meretta 

Straight up hood rat always beggin' me for cheddar 

Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real 

But now I'm fuckin' the corean broad that used to do her nails 

And 

(Hook)