Somebody's Getting Married - The Marriage Lyrics - Singles - Muppets

Jeff Moss 

Bear: 

Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married! 

Bear 2: 

Somebody's getting married? HEY, somebody's getting married! 

Bear 3: 

Whoa, somebody's getting married! 

Pops: 

Somebody's getting married??? 

Lew Zealand: 

Somebody's getting marrrrieeeed! 

Group: 

Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting 

somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebody 

somebody...! [etc.] 

Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Scooter: 

Somebody get some flowers! 

Somebody get a ring! 

Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing! 

Kermit: 

Somebody get an organ to play! 

Singing Tuxedos: 

Cause somebody's getting married today! 

[a bit of the 'end of ceremony' music played] 

Miss Piggy, Janice, Camilla: 

Somebody get a preacher! 

Somebody bake a cake! 

Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take! 

Miss Piggy: 

Somebody get a sweet negilee! 

Singing Veils: 

Cause somebody's getting married today! 

Swedish Chef: 

Weddink! Weddink! Pig and froggie weddink! 

Men: 

Somebody get champagne! 

Somebody rent a room! 

Girls: 

Somebody get the lovely bride! 

And somebody get the- 

_ Men: 

Somebody get the- 

[Kermit stumbles o.s here, obviously nervous, the rhyming word being 

"groom" of course...] 

Both: 

Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--! 

Female Voices: 

Somebody get this wedding underway! 

Swedish Chef: 

Cus sue-one gettink marrink today! 

[Musical bridge] 

Bear Family: 

Somebody getting married....today! 

[In Church] 

Ernie: 

Are they here yet, are they here yet, did I miss it, am I late? 

Bert: 

No, they're be here any minute! 

Cookie Monster: 

Oh boy, me can hardly wait. 

Pops: 

Isn't this exciting--it's the wedding of the year! 

Sam The Eagle: 

Well, can't we start without them? 

Muppet News Anchorman: 

No, you can't until they're here. 

Sam: Hmm. 

Chorus of Penguins: 

They're fin-all-y getting ma-rrr-ied now! 

[Musical bridge, sounds of wedding bells] 

Miss Piggy: 

He'll make me happy 

Each time I see him 

He'll be the reason 

My heart can sing 

He'll stand beside me 

And now I'm everything. 

Kermit: 

She'll make me happy 

Each time I hold her 

And I will follow 

where my heart may lead 

And she'll be all I'll ever need 

Babies: 

Days go passing into years 

Old Ladies: 

Years go passing day by day. 

Audience (with sobbing heard): 

She'll make him happy 

Now and forever 

Until forever 

their love will grow 

She only knows 

he'll make her happy 

That's all she needs to know. 

They'll be so happy 

Now and forever 

Until forever 

their love will grow- 

Miss Piggy: 

I only know 

He'll make me happy 

That's all I need...to...know... 

Fozzie: (whispering): Hey, Gonzo, I thought you were going to play the 

priest? 

Gonzo: (enthralled): Shhhh! 

Priest: 

Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband--do you? 

Miss Piggy: 

I do... 

Priest: 

Do you Froggie take this Pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die? 

Kermit: 

Well, I? Well....I...? 

Priest: 

Do you? 

Kermit: 

(gulp). I do... 

Priest: 

Then because you share a love so big 

I now pronounce you frog and pig. 

[THE Kiss.] 

Celebration, cheering from all the Muppets. Penguins evidently are tossed 

or throw themselves across the aisle. 

Kermit: 

What better way could anything end? 

Hand in hand with a friend. 

FIN