Listen To Convincing John - (don't Eat Towers) Lyrics - Muppets

Listen to Convincing John 

And all your troubles will be gone 

He's gonna tell it spell it sell it 

Just for you 

Now then listen to me Fraggles 

Give your Fraggle mouths a-waggle 

You can chew a Doozer tower till you're blue (you're blue) 

But there's a mighty day a coming 

When the food will hit your tummy 

And you'll know that what I'm telling you is true (is true) 

So if you want to get a hold of something extra good as gold 

You gotta stop and give a thought to what you do (what you do) 

Never eat another tower till I tell you what it's doing to you 

Listen to Convincing John 

And all your troubles will be gone 

He's gonna tell it spell it sell it 

Just for you 

Well you eat a Doozer tower 

And it's as pretty as a flower 

And a flower's what you pick up in a field (a field) 

But the field can have a hole 

And you can fall in while you stroll 

And a Gorg can come along to find a meal (a meal) 

And he can pack you in a sack 

And you can try to scramble back 

But then you'll never, ever, ever get free (get free) 

'Cause every time you eat a tower you'll be shut up for eternity 

Listen to Convincing John 

And all your troubles will be gone 

He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it 

Just for you 

And if you want to hear a story 

That is horrible and gory 

Let me tell you about a Fraggle I knew (I knew) 

He was sitting on a byway 

Eating up a Doozer highway 

In the way a hungry Fraggle will do (will do) 

Then he started in a-changing and he started rearranging 

And I promise you this story is true (is true) 

By the time it was done he was a human being through and through 

Listen to Convincing John 

And all your troubles will be gone 

He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it, (but don't eat it!) 

Just for you