Doozer Knitting Song Lyrics - Muppets

It's neat and it's sweet 

It's a ding dong treat 

Knittin' socks for little feet 

Just sittin' with your knittin' all day long 

You know knittin's friendly 

And knittin's fun 

Knittin's good for everyone 

And that is why we sing this knittin' song 

Well it's knit one pearl two 

What's a Doozer gonna do 

With a gol-darn 

Ball of yarn? 

It's stitch three drop four 

Pitch that knittin' out the door right now 

There's a green there's a red 

There's a knot in my thread 

A knitter needs his noggin read 

So don't come 'round and speak to me of yarn 

You can k-nit all day and k-nothin' fits 

'Cause only k-nitwits like to k-nit 

And k-nittin' k-needles just ain't worth a darn 

Well it's knit one pearl two 

What's a Doozer gonna do 

With a gol-darn 

Ball of yarn? 

It's stitch three drop four 

Pitch that knittin' out the door right now