Worst Rapper Alive Lyrics - Singles - Mr. Vegas Rap

[Stanza 1] 

Yo imma tell you something bout me 

Im 16 and dont live in the west or the south east 

All this constant hatred but i finally had found peace 

With a great group sippin grey goose on my couch see 

Ive been bullied my whole life 

But dont have the full right 

To go and just pull knives 

When i get in a school fight? 

Cool right? 

So now i fight via words 

And it might be absurd 

But mike you a herb 

You a dike you a bird 

Im the type you prefer 

So you like to observe 

Your just like your fag friend james bertini 

Who claims i wouldn't fight him but he never came to see me 

Cause jon kraus got involved and he got scared he'd get his eyes split 

But that was 2012, so lets get back to my shit 

I always was a quiet kid 

I obsessed over these cars and i never knew just why i did 

But reagardless at like 9 

I started to write rhymes 

Recorded at night time 

And fought at a white line 

That line that i crossed often 

Id cough and id start barfin 

Got lost in a dark coffin 

Im barkin and Arks narcing 

Fell off of the train tracks 

Then often i came back 

To start from the same path 

But damnit im still standin 

And spammin em 

Fill cannons with antonyms 

Pills stamina and the drums 

How come i put out a song and people laugh at it? 

Cuz im into rappin quick 

And i dont spit no mid-gone happy shit? 

What the fucks with that? 

Im never looking back saying fuck my past 

And everybodys bloody lips they can touch my ass 

And yo to the kids who said i can't write cuz im white from a rich town 

Sit down 

You dont wanna fuck with this now 

Ill punch you in your fucking face but i dont got no fists out 

Bitch pow 

[Verse 1] 

You think this a fake? devins whole image? 

Remebering the day at my 7th ball scrimmage 

When i took the kids helmet, beat him with it 

Cuz he stole my seltzer and cheetos wit it? 

Either way i dont needa say satan 23 a day 

Just for me to play damn 

B it can't be an ambian 

Hanvy'll hand me a xany and 

You can feel the ambiance when we in 

This corner with a man who pissed on her 

And a venomous daughter 

Caught up wit her wrists sawed off 

Sort of like a slaghter house 

But 

First off im not a human body 

Im the worst thoughts jerked off from illuminati 

Cursed soft, burped broth at the woman with her purse lost yappin "you just shot me" 

Judas got me thinkin that id work off a new bugatti 

Dude he brought me just the coolest jewish posse 

Fucking rude and cocky 

There is nothin you can do to stop me 

Heard i keep it rollin like a movie? true, we choose to ride 

Everything i do i keep it movin like its do or die 

Fuck with me? you suckas see ya suicide 

In chucky cheese, you nothing b in judas eyes 

Girls gimme nothing butt head so im tryna find beavis 

And ive got enough bread to feed an unborn fetus 

Most you pussys probably heard of vegas 

All around the world im faced wit murder cases 

Im a hot demon if you fuck wit me youll meet a beast and 

I dont stop beefin till i leave em needin breathin treatments 

Went to indonisia for a weekend started speakin manderese and man Teresas hands are freezin 

Man i needa plan to leave her 

And a reason dammnit 

Manic get another rubber mother fucker 

Make you suffer with a muffler 

I dont trust your cuz for nothin (nothin) 

Nothin gonna stop for satan 

If they fuck with Josh or Jake then 

Ill be taking shots to save em 

Wait theres fuckin 5 more 

People that id die for 

Ali, Dutchie, Mike and Derek 

Shit thats only like 4 and i dont wanna write more 

Yes im fucking white, whore 

You pull up in a white ford 

I pull up in a benz (werd) 

Sip the burbon, hit the curb an 

Then swerve 

Hundred fifty songs and you ain't never heard the n word 

Cause ima fucking caucasian 

Better get ya balls, save em 

Cause you know that ill break em 

Bakin bacon in a cake 

And i been waiting patient 

For the day that arks facing 

Vegas with his narc face and 

Wait im just disturbin the peace wit 

The words that i speak shit 

Hop up off my shit cause you worthless to me kid 

Still searchin for the fuckin purpose you breathe bitch 

Rot in peices 'neath the fuckin earth in the streets uh 

Truth is i was first 

To write a verse and emerge 

Out the fucking ground and now my town 

Just drowns me out 

Im caged and days i raise the blades- 

The razor blades that Spade has saved 

To rape the face of hatred wait 

Juts incase your brain is worms 

Ill say again in laymens terms 

Save it bitch 

Your just a atheist who making shit with asian kids 

Ooh my screws are loose 

But deuce and truth 

Have showed me how to do the do 

And now im only true to who? 

Me and dude we fight with fists and knifes 

Its stupid shit you risk your life 

And just to frickin diss some guy 

This is why im pissed at god 

For givin me this gift i got 

And Mark is actin tough 

Cause he got Ray to back him up 

And they can say a bach of stuff 

But i got so much shit against em 

And he knows it is offensive 

I ain't under no hypnosis bro your flow is so repulsive so 

Just like my dude im boutta blow 

And this is fucking how i show 

All of you i dont like 

I really hope you all die 

And now i wanna brawl, why? 

So i can run up in that bitch with 6 inch fuckin tall knives 

And start stabbing people in the moment 

I dont know who 

I hate the fucking whole school 

Espesscially you Doo Stacks 

Think that you a cool cat 

All you is a rude fag (true that) 

Vegas why is drew mad? 

Drew i know your mad your the baby that your momma dropped 

Used to loved me now you hate me? fuck your drama stop 

Saying im obsessed with eminem you on his cock 

And dont even lie you ride deuce fuckin just as hard 

I bet you crop their fuckin pictures on your christmas card 

So disregard everything he said 

Cuz if you really want the static faggot bring the feds uh 

I had been waiting paitent 

Till the day i made that statement 

And i remembered what deuce and the crew said about the Vegas Nation 

They told me it was great and 

(Deuce) 

And they ain't gonna expect it. you know what im saying? they ain't gonna expect it when it hits them... 

[Verse 2] 

Fuck the venom then im fucking back with a vengence 

Packin a ten inch blade 

And i came with a henchman 

Intended to smack the attendents 

Of this whack school 

And this screwed up stupid superintendent 

What did i mention 

That none of them got fucking suspension 

Or stuck in detention? 

And i got expelled just because of a sentence? 

So suck it im benching nothing 

I aintt in the position bitch to be fucking lifting shit 

Maybe cause nothing im my life done ever worked out 

Skirts down 

Imma fuck you all raw 

So lets see who hurts now 

Imma be the worst-wow wait i fucked up the beat. fuck fuck fuck... 

(Young Dutchie) 

Cause young dutchie and vegas thats the recipe 

(2Pac) 

Before i leave make sure everybody heard 

Know i meant EVERY MOTHERFUCKING WORD 

[Verse 3] 

All the freakin beef i eat youd think id have a heart attack 

And all this Lil Wayne talk, i call that shit the Carter Yak 

And yall just gotta work it out, but i ain't want no part of that 

I have a different mind set than any other artist has 

Always first never second 

Im protecting 

My spot in this game 

I got SSP, yes it be a deff win 

Now with Flexx Kid in my section 

Make your motherfucking head spin 

Hit you with a zeppelin 

Cause its God we trust 

Ill run up in the bronx yelling YB's UP! 

Yo that is really all that ive got to say 

Yo we are not the same 

Cause when the cops had came 

Yall was actin like a rabbit and just hopped away 

If i can hit em with my spit then you can cop the flames 

Word capture the fire 

But im still the motherfuckin worst rapper alive....right?.... 

[Stanza 2] 

But "hes not a rapper oh no he fucking can't be" 

People just dont understand me 

I ain't all about calling out and dissing, but i stick up for my family, my crew and my self 

Hell, i know i ain't no damn G 

But i know that i can choke you till you can't breathe 

Times i just dont understand fully the fact 

That i was bullied for rap when im a poet at heart 

But then, i know it can start again 

I feel it in my veins every time that i spark the pen 

But i can't make you feel the pain i had 

Nor can i fuckin change the past 

But listen man im telling you 

If you went through what i went through 

I swear you'd be just like this too... 

(Deuce) 

Hahaha you know you love this shit..