What Is Punk? Lyrics - Mr T Experience

Had a dream I was on TV 

Phil Donahue meets Mr. T 

I came on stage, sat down, and cracked a beer 

Phil said, "I really love the band. 

My daughter is your biggest fan. 

But there is just one thing I've got to hear: 

What is punk?" 

I said, "we drink a lot of Stroh's," 

and Alex punched him in the nose 

"we see your daughter after every show" 

then we set fire to his hair 

and stole his pen and broke his chair 

He said, "There's just one thing I want to know: 

What is punk?" 

We scrawled the walls with MTX 

while Byron grabbed him by the neck 

Frank said the seven words you shouldn't say 

Then Alex started looking pissed 

and said, "I hope we're paid for this" 

and Phil said, "Thank you, guys, you made my 

day-but: 

What is punk?"