The Empty Experience Lyrics - Mr T Experience

I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule 

I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net 

I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face 

life is such a fucking joke I want to laugh until I choke 

thought I saw you when I closed my eyes 

but it was just an order of fries 

thought I loved you yesterday but it was just a tv tray 

I want to meet the aspirin lady I want to talk to Peter Brady 

I want to be on my own I want to be fully grown 

I want to be a celebrity I want to be like Mr. T 

won't let people fuck with me every night on tv