Marine Recruiter Lyrics - Mr T Experience

Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter 

teach you to program computers 

teach you all the skills you need 

you can die with dignity 

I got a phone call from the sergeant yesterday 

he had a message from the good old U.S.A.: 

"Good grades, high I.Q., you're one terrific guy 

we'll let you push the buttons while the other people die." 

no way, that's what I say 

I don't want to be a marine today 

Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter 

teach you to program computers 

teach you all the skills you need 

you can be a fucking pig 

and that's why the sergeant smiles 

everyday in high school when I got home 

marine recruiters called me on the phone 

oh god, never thought it would come to this 

I get cards I get calls now I'm on the mailing list 

Mom I'm not home if they call me on the phone