Mr Nice Guy Lyrics - Ou818 - Mr. Bungle

There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you 

'Cuz I'm pottie, trained like a great dane 

Have a nice day 

Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies 

A pile of shit dressed up to appetize 

The main course, degradation a la mode 

You accept the invitation 

I know how to treat a lady 

I'm a fountain of love like Christ 

So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls 

Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet 

In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole 

Turbulent, whirlpool 

Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend 

I think I need a foxy terrier 

With a capital T that rhymes with D 

That stands for derrire 

To bark for me and keep me company 

You look so nice 

With your nose in the dirt 

You're my puppy 

Bend over and lick yourself 

And when you sleep, I'm sitting on your chest 

Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta do, do 

Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole 

I don't need a seed to grow my dick weed 

I'm the one you want, the one you get 

Shit sucking, butt fucking nerd 

I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist 

I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop 

I shit, an infinite push pull 

Hedonism trading fours 

You scratch my back I'll scratch yours 

Incubus, succubus 

Like Dick and Jane, the K9 method is fucking insane 

It's love, it's dog eat dog, eat dog 

With a capital D that rhymes with tree 

That stands for pee pee 

Your knight in shining armor 

Ain't no nice guy at all 

I am the devil who's under the skin 

I hide in the smile and aim for the quim 

God is my tactic and nature's my game 

Forget all your opinions, baby 

Because I will always win, lesbian 

The ritual, I urinate chivalry 

Instinctual 'cuz I'm such a gentleman 

You look so nice with your nose in the dirt