The Norbals! Lyrics - Moxy Fruvous

I have a college pal who 

Says we can pay one price for two 

Just ask for 'Roger', at 

Video Bargainville 

We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far, especially in the car 

There's a friendly store with nice decor, and lots of posters on the door 

Once past the counter and the newsstand, with a free bag of popcorn in your hand 

You're ready for the world - No, not the band...But a fine selection in video land. 

Don't be too confused by the little reviews 

On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use 

The hippety-hoppest videos in the land 

Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned 

Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends, or something that inevitably lends 

Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends 

Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minelli and Mickey Rourke 

No. That's not right... It was Robert DeNiro, everyone's favorite video hero. 

I have a college pal who 

Says we can pay one price for two 

Just ask for 'Roger' 

At Video Bargainville 

So contrary to the desperate sign, most patrons always "please rewind!" 

And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned 

There's a courteous smoking section in the back, behind the bulging exercise video rack 

If you're tired, you can hit the sack with the trendy new Ben-Hur disco double pack 

I have a college pal who 

Says we can pay one price for two 

Just ask for 'Roger' 

At Video Bargainville 

Once we had a friend 

was too extravagant 

Was not a Bargainville fan 

...pissed off the video man! 

Soon there will be "program your own" TV, 

So they ask you to heed this final plea: 

Before it's all dead you should rent more, 

and enjoy video bargains galore!! 

I have a college pal who 

Says we can pay one price for two 

Just ask for 'Roger' 

At Video Bargainville...