The Bill Anthem Lyrics - Moxy Fruvous

We will create consumer paradise 

Teach all ye citizens the need 

A sale is a sale, no matter what the price 

Teach all ye citizens the holy need 

Everyone's equal before the mighty buck 

Train all ye citizens to buy 

It's crap, and it's crooked, but we don't give a 

Come join our Bargainville and you'll say aye! 

With pockets bulging we regale thee 

Our True North domain 

Who's natural wealth and opportunity 

Sings loud 'cross the plain 

Every ringing register will bring us 

One step closer to the prize 

In each child's eyes the gleaming glimmer 

Streamlined shimmer of the newly acquired 

And duly admired 

For a citizen's a citizen who buys! 

So... 

Cast aside your gloomy prospects 

Wealth flows down from above 

Come fill your bags with plastic spatulas 

Board games, juicers and love 

There will always be trinket-sprinkled products intermingled 

You may be singled out for cash rewards 

To be spent towards the [pile?] 

>From plastic swords to [???] 

The heaving hoards of happiness 

That our Bargainville can supply!