Michigan Militia Lyrics - Moxy Fruvous

I like to keep it in the refrigerator 

Keeps the powder dry, and the action quicker 

Let me be your American Gladiator 

Find enclosed an adhesive N.R.A. sticker 

A letter to you from where I been holed up 

In this bucolic, agrarian compound 

One step ahead just ahead 

Of the government bloodhound 

The gas is off, it's a national showdown 

But sure wish that I could visit you, my sweet betrothed 

In a couple a' days we'll all be free, or we'll be dead 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

I'm fencing off this little piece of heaven 

Cross the line and you're electrocuted 

Polishing up my AK 47 

It's a constitutional right, can't be refuted 

Got us on TV and makin' us look stupid 

Shot of me flippin' my lid 

At that mutt reporter 

A classic case of race dilution 

Houston, what is the problem? 

Fighting for you, and a blue-eyed Jesus 

America first, the rest get the pieces 

Na, na, na, na 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

Fighting for your honor 

Like would any Afrikaner 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

Our numbers are strong, and it won't be long 'til I can tell you, Trisha 

That we won, you'll be ecstatic, just like that night you told me 

Up in the attic that was your wish again to be back 

In a purified Michigan, down on, down on the farm 

Well, that's my wish again to be back in Michigan 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

I hope you like the double barrel 

I think it goes with your apparel 

Happy Birthday, Trisha 

I'm in the Michigan Militia 

I like to keep it in the refrigerator