Jared (the Wild Boy) Lyrics - Moxy Fruvous

What's to be done with the wild boy? 

Someone's let him out of his cage. 

He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there. 

Jared's right in front of the stage. 

He was raised by the wolves in the forest 

He was schooled by a clever raccoon 

Now he's using utensils and adverbs 

Life is grand with a fork and a spoon 

He befriended a squirrel in New Hampshire 

He befriended a Fruhead in Maine 

He put a chemical dye in his short hair 

He hears the call of the wild again 

What's to be done with the wild boy? 

Someone's let him out of his cage. 

He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there. 

Jared's right in front of the stage. 

He met the creators of South Park 

The loved that big winning smile that he's got 

They said "Jared we're happy to meet you, 

You sure jump up and down quite a lot." 

What's to be done with the wild boy? 

Someone's let him out of his cage. 

He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there. 

Jared's right in front of the stage. 

What's to be done with the wild boy? 

Someone's let him out of his cage. 

He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there. 

Jared's right in front of the stage. 

Jared's right in front of the stage. 

Jared's right in front of the stage.