Santa's Pissed Lyrics - Motionless In White

Jingle bells, 

Batman smells 

Robin laid an egg 

The Batmobile 

lost its wheel 

And the Joker fucked your mom! 

Right in the ass 

hey hey little girls and boys 

what's on your list for this year? 

teddy bears and lots of gifts 

well, too fucking bad you greedy little bitch! 

You're getting razor blades, 

stalking of hand grenades 

And in your sleep tonight, 

I'm gonna cum on your face 

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You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore 

the milk was sour and the cookies sucked 

so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt 

you're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore 

Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line 

later we'll have some fucking pie, and we'll do some caroling 

put that cookie down. 

put that cookie down, motherfucker. 

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. 

Santa's pissed and he's coming to town 

he's taking names and he's throwing down. 

Wicked witch of felling asleep 

You smell like you're not going to like what you see, 

Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass, 1, 000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you. 

You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, preachers says to get the fuck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like that dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, fucking Donner and blitzen, what did you expect, go harder, bitch 

you fucking donner go hug a fucking light switch, some people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and send Santa back to the slut house 

Photos 

5 severed heads in a box 

4 bitches on his cock 

3 beds of nails 

2 bullets 

1 gun 

Broken candy canes 

stalking of coal and bad grades 

you better watch out 

bend ya ova, Imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass 

You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore 

the milk was sour and the cookies sucked 

so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt 

you're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore 

Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line 

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.