Antonia Lyrics - Motion City Soundtrack

She makes a lot of abstract art 

She haggles for the cheapest price 

She never orders take out food 

Before ten o'clock at night 

She's really into snowmobiles 

She owns a lot of nice flashlights 

She cares for all the stupid cats 

That never found their way home 

She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives 

She quotes a lot of Annie Hall 

She misplaced her virginity 

Back in 1995 

She's what's keeping me alive 

She's the pizza of my eyes 

Without her near me 

I would not survive 

It gets cold when she's not around 

I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up 

It's so cold when she's not around 

I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine 

She's always eating Captain Crunch 

She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five 

She's scared to death of cobra snakes 

Just like Indiana Jones 

She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes 

She drinks a lot of Chardonnay 

She hates the way I comb my hair 

But she married me last June 

She was the bride, I was the groom 

I cried a lot and then we spooned 

Without her in my life 

I would be doomed 

It gets cold when she's not around 

I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up 

It's so cold when she's not around 

I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine 

Tell me I'll be fine 

She loves the smell of Christmas trees 

She sneezes when she sees bright lights 

She fainted on the kitchen floor 

When her father passed away 

Our baby girl is due this May 

And when the little lady grows up 

I hope that she will be 

Just like her mother