Verbatim Lyrics - Touch Up - Mother Mother

I wear women's underwear 

And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror 

I cross my legs just like a queer 

But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya 

What defines a straight man's straight? 

Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak? 

I tell you what a women loves most 

It's a man who can slap but can also stroke 

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked 

It's verbatim and it's shakin' 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated 

No more listless invitations 

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I live by a hospital 

And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows 

I see people dying there 

But my tender age makes it hard to care 

Incinerator and a big smoke stack 

It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh 

All I need is a heart attack 

C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac 

For the love of fuck 

For the sake of Pete 

Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? 

I am the rooster in the morning 

I'm the cock of the day 

I'm the boxer in the briefs 

I'm a twelve ounce steak 

Eh-oh 

Yabo 

Photos 

Ya, it's verbatim 

And ya, and it's naked 

And ya, and it's shakin' 

It shakes, shakes shakes