Rhubarb Tart Lyrics - Monty Python

I want another slice of rhubarb tart 

I want another lovely slice 

I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie 

But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice 

A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart 

A what-barb tart? A rhu-barb tart 

I want another slice of rhubarb tart 

The principles of modern philosophy 

Were postulated by Descartes 

Discarding everything he wasn't certain of 

He said, "I think therefore I am rhubarb tart" 

A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart 

Rene who? Rene Descartes 

Poor mutt, he thought he was a rhubarb tart 

Rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets 

Especially the Immortal Bard 

He made Richard the Third call out at Bosworth Field 

"My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart" 

Immortal what? Immortal tart 

Rhubarb what? A rhubarb Bard 

As rhymes go that is really pretty bad 

Since Wassily Kandinsky and Paul Klee 

Laid down the axioms of abstract art 

Even Jackson Pollock and Piet Mondrian 

Prefer to paint a slice of rhubarb tart 

Wassi who? A Wassi-ly 

Kandin who? A Kandin-sky 

And how he get in there for a start? 

Read all the existentialist philosophers 

Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sarte 

Even Martin Heidegger agreed on one thing 

Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart 

A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart 

Jean-Paul who? Jean Paul Sarte 

That sounds just like a rhyme from Lionel Barte 

I want another slice of rhubarb tart 

I want another lovely slice 

I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie 

But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice