Henry Kissenger Lyrics - Monty Python

Henry Kissenger 

How I'm missing yer, 

You're the doctor of my dreams. 

With your crinkly hair 

And your glassy stare 

And your Machiavellian schemes 

I know they say that you are very vain 

And short and fat and pushy 

But at leats you're not insane. 

Henry Kissenger 

How I'm missing yer 

And wishing you were here. 

Henry Kissenger 

How I'm missing yer 

You're so chubby and so neat 

With your funny clothes 

And your squishy nose 

You're like a German Par-o-quet. 

All right so people say that you don't care 

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler 

And bigger tits that Cher 

Henry Kissenger 

How I'm missing yer 

And wishing you were here.