Every Sperm Is Sacred/protestant Couple/adventures Of Martin Luther Lyrics - The Meaning Of Life - Monty Python

DAD: 

There are Jews in the world. 

There are Buddhists. 

There are Hindus and Mormons, and then 

There are those that follow Mohamed, but 

I've never been one of them. 

I'm a Roman Catholic, 

And have been since before I was born, 

And the one thing they say about Catholics is: 

They'll take you as soon as you're warm. 

You don't have to be a six-footer. 

You don't have to have a great brain. 

You don't have to have any clothes on. You're 

A Catholic the moment Dad came, 

Because... 

Every sperm is sacred. 

Every sperm is great. 

If a sperm is wasted, 

God gets quite irate. 

CHILDREN: 

Every sperm is sacred. 

Every sperm is great. 

If a sperm is wasted, 

God gets quite irate. 

GIRL: 

Let the heathen spill theirs 

On the dusty ground. 

God shall make them pay for 

Each sperm that can't be found. 

CHILDREN: 

Every sperm is wanted. 

Every sperm is good. 

Every sperm is needed 

In your neighborhood. 

MUM: 

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, 

Spill theirs just anywhere, 

But God loves those who treat their 

Semen with more care. 

MEN: 

Every sperm is sacred. 

Every sperm is great. 

WOMEN: 

If a sperm is wasted... 

CHILDREN: 

...God get quite irate. 

PRIEST: 

Every sperm is sacred. 

BRIDE and GROOM: 

Every sperm is good. 

NANNIES: 

Every sperm is needed... 

CARDINALS: 

...In your neighborhood! 

CHILDREN: 

Every sperm is useful. 

Every sperm is fine. 

FUNERAL CORTEGE: 

God needs everybody's. 

MOURNER #1: 

Mine! 

MOURNER #2: 

And mine! 

CORPSE: 

And mine! 

NUN: 

Let the Pagan spill theirs 

O'er mountain, hill, and plain. 

HOLY STATUES: 

God shall strike them down for 

Each sperm that's spilt in vain. 

EVERYONE: 

Every sperm is sacred. 

Every sperm is good. 

Every sperm is needed 

In your neighborhood. 

Every sperm is sacred. 

Every sperm is great. 

If a sperm is wasted, 

God gets quite iraaaaaate!