Brian Song [alternate Version] Lyrics - Monty Python

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', 

He grew, grew, grew, and grew 

Grew up to be, grew up to be 

A boy called 'Brian', 

A boy called 'Brian'. 

He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet, 

This boy, whose name was 'Brian', 

And he grew,, grew, grew, and grew, 

Grew up to be, 

Yes, he grew up to be 

A teenager called 'Brian', 

A teenager called 'Brian', 

And his face became spotty. 

Yes, his face became spotty, 

And his voice dropped down low 

And things started to grow 

On young Brian and show 

He was certainly no, 

No girl named 'Brian', 

Not a girl named 'Brian'. 

And he started to shave 

And have one off the wrist 

And want to see girls 

And go out and get pissed, 

A man called 'Brian', 

This man called 'Brian', 

The man they called 'Brian', 

This man called 'Brian'!