Brave Sir Robin Lyrics - Monty Python

Bravely bold Sir Robin 

Rode forth from Camelot. 

He was not afraid to die, 

Oh brave Sir Robin. 

He was not at all afraid 

To be killed in nasty ways. 

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. 

He was not in the least bit scared 

To be mashed into a pulp. 

Or to have his eyes gouged out, 

And his elbows broken. 

To have his kneecaps split 

And his body burned away, 

And his limbs all hacked and mangled 

Brave Sir Robin. 

His head smashed in 

And his heart cut out 

And his liver removed 

And his bowls unplugged 

And his nostrils raped 

And his bottom burnt off 

And his penis 

"That's, that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot." 

Brave Sir Robin ran away. 

("No!") 

Bravely ran away away. 

("I didn't!") 

When danger reared it's ugly head, 

He bravely turned his tail and fled. 

("I never!") 

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about 

And gallantly he chickened out. 

("You're lying!") 

Swiftly taking to his feet, 

He beat a very brave retreat. 

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!