Randy Scouse Git Lyrics - Platinum Collection 2 - Monkeys

She's a wonderful lady 

And she's mine, all mine 

And there doesn't seem a way 

That she won't come and lose my mind 

It's too easy humming songs 

To a girl in a yellow dress 

It's been a long time since the party 

And the room is in a mess 

The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor 

There are birds out on the sidewalk 

And a valet at the door 

He reminds me of a penguin 

With few and plastered hair 

There's talcum powder on the letter 

And the birthday boy is there 

Why don't you cut your hair? 

Why don't you live up there? 

Why don't you do what I do, 

See what I feel when I care? 

Now they've darkened all the windows 

And the seats are naugahide 

I've been waiting for an hour 

I can't find a place to hide 

The being known as wondergirl 

Is speaking, I believe 

It's not easy trying to tell her 

That I shortly have to leave 

Why don't you be like me? 

Why don't you stop and see? 

Why don't you hate who I hate, 

Kill who I kill to be free? 

[Intrumental] 

Why don't you cut your hair? 

Why don't you live up there? 

Why dodn't you do what I do, 

See what I feel when I care? 

Why don't you be like me? (She's a wonderful lady) 

Why don't you stop and see? (And she's mine, all mine) 

Why don't you hate who I hate, (And there doesn't seem a way) 

Kill who I kill to be free? (That she won't come and lose mymind) 

Why don't you cut your hair? (It's too easy humming songs) 

Why don't you live up there? (To a girl in a yellow dress) 

Why don't you do what I do, (It's been a long time since theparty) 

See what I feel when I care? (And the room is in a mess)