Frilly Military Lyrics - Momus

I'll be your frilly military lady 

Your long-haired lover from France 

I'll meet you at an electronic Liverpool 

At an electronic dance 

Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell 

Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well 

I'll join the frilly military, what the hell 

It's got to be good for a laugh 

See you in the acid bath 

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Last one to the blackboard is a hairy pig 

Hairy like a pig in the zoo 

Bet that I can scare you in a fairy wig 

Playing on a strawberry kazoo 

'cause I'm the big sister that you never had 

Beating up on brother making fun of dad 

The best big bully that you never had 

You can pull on my pony tail 

If you want to spend your life in jail 

Flirty's what they call me at the convent school 

Dirty's what I'm called on the street 

Puffing on a spliff on Alexanderplatz 

Or a bergamot cheroot 

Long haired lovers from Liverpool 

Truckers made of sugar by the swimming pool 

I'll join the frilly military, what the hell 

You can pull on my pony tail 

But you'll have to spend your life in jail 

Photos 

Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell 

Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well 

I'll join the frilly military, what the hell 

It's got to be good for a laugh 

See you in the acid bath