Bigger Shop Of Horrors Lyrics - Singles - Mister Monster

I got a bigger shop of horrors 

Much redder than yours 

I got a bigger shop of horrors 

There's evil stomping on the floor 

Well, my bigger shop of horrors 

Wants you on the display 

Larger shop of terror 

Won't you come on in and stay? 

That itty bitty plant ain't scaring me 

How could I be scared of clay, soil and seeds? 

Well, it smells like a coroners 

And the pipes drip rusty water 

It's too dirty for the spiders 

The floors could be a little whiter. 

But they're too caked with blood, to even see the tiles 

Every time we do it, I get nothing but smiles 

Why is murdering illegal? It's just murdering man... 

Let's have a blast! 

So let your thorns rip out my eyes 

Rip my chest wide open, take a bite inside 

I'm sure all the fun we had will hurt 

But we belong 6 feet under lots of dirt 

But they're too caked with blood, to even see the tiles 

Every time we do it, I get nothing but smiles 

Why is murdering illegal? It's just murdering man... 

Let's have a blast! 

So let your thorns rip out my eyes 

Rip my chest wide open, take a bite inside 

I'm sure all the fun we had will hurt 

But we belong 6 feet under lots of dirt 

Now that fun we had is lost 

Darling all that killing, honey, baby-doll, you're the most 

When I see dry blood on some rubber gloves 

It takes me to the time when murdering meant love