Two Rings Shy Lyrics - Platinum - Miranda Lambert

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town 

I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down 

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

I could spend an hour on my makeup and my hair 

Shoes to tall, dress to small, and lacy underwear 

Go down to the bar, and buy myself a drink 

Dang they're all perfect, like a puppet on a string 

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town 

I ain't wastin good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down 

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

You got girls that sing and dance, I hear ones an acrobat, 

You got 'em swinging from the chandelier, well honey I don't swing like that 

The main attraction's leaving, let the side show pay the rent 

Take this diamond back and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent 

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town 

I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down 

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

Tiptoe 'cross the type-rope, till you turn me upside down 

cut the cable, pull the net, just to let me hit the ground 

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown 

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