Japanese Woman Living In My Closet Lyrics - Miniature Tigers

There's a Japanese woman that lives in my closet 

Eats up all my food when she thinks I'm at the office 

I came home one day to find she'd gone away 

Why do you wanna hurt me? 

On my way to work, I'm lost in my head 

Every turn I take I hope that she's there 

She lived in my closet for a year and now she's gone 

How could I ever go on? 

Have you gone and lost your mind? 

Why'd you let her stay so long? 

Now you're all alone 

So alone, alone 

Now my brother's holdin' back from Japan 

He came on a Saturday, seemed so mad 

I don't know what happened but your sun is broken 

Have you gone and lost your mind? 

Why'd you let her stay so long? 

Now you're all alone 

So alone, alone 

Oh, man, my brother went to Japan 

He got caught up in the culture 

And he says he's never coming home 

Never wants to talk to me, he never takes my call 

Tell me, brother, why so cold? 

Have you gone and lost your mind? 

Why'd you let her stay so long? 

Now you're all alone 

So alone, alone