Unsuccessful Supervillain Lyrics - Singles - Mike Falzone

It was hard enough just thinking up a name 

Now I'm bleeding and defeated in the city, in the rain 

I can't win when you're around 

What's the use of these elaborate plans when they're gonna be foiled by a single man time and time again? 

CHORUS 

Sometimes I think about hanging it up, but then 

There would be nobody making a fuss 

And at the very least I could say I'm keeping it fun 

I'm really not about how many battles you've won, yeah 

I lost them all 

On a good day I stand five feet tall 

I am unsuccessful 

When all the eyes, they look my way 

I'm the highlight of the motorcade 

And your victory parade (Victory parade) 

CHORUS 

And the times you live a lie is gulping up from here 

Well I left empty handed, you left me stranded 

And it doesn't look like it's going well for me, I know 

Well I can understand him 

I left empty handed 

CHORUS 

It's not about how many battles you've won