Last Dead Mouse Lyrics - Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Step right up, gather round 

Greatest salesman in town 

Selling something seldom sold 

Step up, step up, step up, behold 

Dead mice for sale 

They're going fast, like hell 

Last dead mouse, now, don't be shy 

There's never been a better time to buy 

Last dead mouse but I'll get more 

I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur 

Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please 

You've got to be crazy with prices like these 

No overhead, so, I can keep down the cost 

I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss 

I believe in my product, I love what I sell 

Last dead mouse, well, that's why I yell 

Step right up, ladies and gents 

Last dead mouse costs fifty cents 

It's a steal at any price 

Going once, going once, going once, going twice 

Half a buck, last in stock 

Be the first one on your block 

No need to walk, no need to feed 

Satisfaction guaranteed 

Last dead mouse but I'll get more 

I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur 

Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please 

You've got to be crazy with prices like these 

No overhead, so, I can keep down the cost 

I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss 

I believe in my product, I love what I sell 

Last dead mouse, well, that's why I yell 

Nice and easy now, nice and easy now 

Nice and easy now 

Aah, last dead mouse, last dead mouse 

Last dead mouse 

Last dead mouse, last dead mouse 

Last dead mouse