Darryl Is A Boy (and He Lives In My Closet) Lyrics - Singles - Michael Mitnick

Darryl is a boy and he lives in my closet 

he is not imaginary and he's really cute 

Darryl is a boy and he lives in my closet 

and I lured him there with cookies and some juicy fruit 

One time, one time i tried to kiss him 

I said one kiss and you can go 

But Darryl, I know i miss him 

He gave a peck, I said "I know I swore, but you can't go", I slammed the door shut -- hahahahah 

Darryl is a boy that i locked in my closet 

its because he tried escaping, that i wont allow 

Darryl is a boy i locked up in my closet 

First he was my next door neighbor, he's my husband now 

One time, one time he tried to trick me 

He said "i really have to pee" 

Oh Darryl, you cannot fool me 

I know because i did not feed you water, shush i'll read us harry potter-- mr. and mrs. dursl- 

Darryl is a boy and he pooped in my closet 

its not imaginary and it smells real bad 

Darryl is a boy who made poop in my closet 

It fell in my princess slippers and it makes me mad 

One time, one time he tried to trick me 

He asked me "would you like a kiss" 

Oh Darryl, I said come quickly 

I opened up the door and shut my eyes and waited there for his surprise 

Darryl is a jerk who locked me in my closet 

and I'm getting kind of hungry and i want to shout 

Darryl is a jerk he locked me in my closet- 

and so now I know he loves me and I'll hold him and I'll hug him and I'll kiss him and I'll snug him 

and I cannot wait to tell him 

as soon as I get out