I Can't Party (as Hearty As I Partied When I Partied At 21) Lyrics - Michael Longcor

There's an undead looking zombie 

standing right there in my mirror 

There's a thermonuclear war 

Going on and it's right between my ears 

My stomach's acting like a Chinese circus 

And it doesn't wanna eat 

And the whole Russian army's been marching on my tongue 

And they did it in their stocking feet 

I talked with Jose Cuervo 

And I danced with Irish Rose 

I went two out of three with old Jack D. 

And I think he broke my nose 

Even though I'm thirty-something 

And I love to have my fun 

I guess I can't party as hearty 

As I partied when I partied at 21 

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I used to walk that old Mad Dog 

And drink it with my friends 

I'd party down with Farmer Boone 

Until the party's end 

I used to fly that Thunderbird 

But now I've crashed and burned 

I'd suck tequila and nibble at the worm 

But now the worm has turned 

I talked with Jose Cuervo 

And I danced with Irish Rose 

I went two out of three with old Jack D. 

And I think he broke my nose 

Even though I'm thirty-something 

And I love to have my fun 

I guess I can't party as hearty 

As I partied when I partied at 21 

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I'd sing all night with Tullamore 

As friends and guitars played 

And we'd all win a Pabst Blue Ribbon 

For all the noise we'd made 

I used to skimp on sleep for days 

And never felt the lack 

I used to hit that bottle hard 

But now it hits me back 

I used to walk that old Mad Dog 

And drink it with my friends 

I'd party down with Farmer Boone 

Until the party's end 

I used to fly that Thunderbird 

But now I've crashed and burned 

I'd suck tequila and nibble at the worm 

But now the worm has turned 

Well, demon liquor has caused me trouble 

And folks say I'm headed for worse 

But it's no problem--I know my limit 

It's just that I pass out first 

There's an undead looking zombie 

standing right there in my mirror 

There's a thermonuclear war 

Going on and it's right between my ears 

My stomach's acting like a Chinese circus 

It doesn't wanna eat 

And the whole Russian army's been marching on my tongue 

And they did it in their stocking feet 

I talked with Jose Cuervo 

And I danced with Irish Rose 

I went two out of three with old Jack D. 

And I think he broke my nose 

Even though I'm thirty-something 

And I love to have my fun 

I guess I can't party as hearty 

As I partied when I partied at 21 

No I can't part as hearty 

As I partied when I partied at 21 

But there's one or two things 

I do a whole lot better 

Than when I was 21