The Mole People Lyrics - Michael Feinstein

One day an archaeologist was digging underground 

And he dug through mud and he dug through stones 

And he dug cleared down to the great unknown 

And what you suppose he found, running all around 

The mole people, they lived in a hole people 

Deep down in the earth 

They've dug the busy world of their own 

Listen, you'll hear them 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp 

You might wonder just what do they do under 

They happen to drive-in movie, TV or telephone 

All they can do is 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp 

In the lower birth, underneath the earth 

You'll see them zag and zig 

They never fly, same as you and I 

To get somewhere they dig, dig, dig 

Mole people, they live in a hole people 

They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp 

They have to dig and hack, China and back 

So they'll have room for romp 

So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp 

Under Boston mass, they're a better class 

They have that Harvard block 

What a mess at a Bronx address 

A subway train came through the wall 

Mole people, they live in a hole people 

They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp 

They have to dig and hack to China in fact 

So they'll have room to romp 

So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp