Hoe Cakes Lyrics - Mf Doom

*Beatboxing is heard through the entire song* 

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[MF Doom] 

KEEP YA HOES IN CHECK!(.Super!) 

I got this girl and she wants me to duke Her 

I told her I'd come scoop her around 8, she said "Super!" 

that sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper 

no matter what I need her to do, she be like "Super!" 

own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa 

on the microphone he flossed the ring "Super! 

average emcees is like a TV blooper 

MF DOOM... hes like D.B. Cooper 

out wit the moolah, I let her get a outfit 

jus to cool her off she said niggaz ain't about shit 

I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it 

the way it be in her mouth, she can't live witout it 

and can't live with this, handle yo bidness 

villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list 

one pack of cookies please Mr. Hooper 

its fun smackin rookies, he is the "Super!" 

look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow 

weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low 

rumor has it its a S-curl accident 

DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent 

some say its the eyes, some say the accent 

a lotta guys wonder where they stacks went 

I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla 

only mess wit high rollas, do what daddy told her 

no matter the city she with me to do the thang thang 

work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang 

same name on the titty as on the name ring 

pretty like Baby D off "all in the same gang" 

keep my eye on her really don't trust her 

but I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut 

and the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa 

teach her how to hold it, of course he is the "Super!" 

see most cats treat her like foofer 

or beat her to a stupor, take it from the "Super!" 

ya need to make her feel cuter 

and lay down the G like Luther, everythin'll be "Super!" 

do for her, keep her in a new fur 

so she look sweet when she go to meet the "Super!" 

got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it 

put it in the air, come 'ere, kiss it 

listen here scooter, let her try to bag you 

when she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu 

which will have you under some type of spell crying "dag boo" 

her name on ya back in her tattoo 

whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick 

don't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick 

you don't want her don't waste her time, I'll dupe her 

oh and be a father to ya child like the "Super!" 

he keep his hoes in check 

sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks 

tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posin nekkid for real 

better yet, get 'em for the check off the record deal 

find out where he keep the tek an the blue steel 

make sure for extra wreck let 'em know how you feel 

and while he's runnin down to all star weekend to ball 

I'm comin with the U-HAUL!(Super!) 

(.Super!) (...Super!) 

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