I call you up almost every day,
You ask me if I can pay.
I look forward to your lovely breasts,
I've heard that they're the best.
Every time I go to your place,
I always get gravy on my face.
Bring me some fried chicken now!
It's so amazing but I don't know how!
When I've tasted your crispy skin,
I frown as I put you in the bin.
I might call you up some other day,
Maybe next time you can stay.
Bring me some fried chicken now!
Fry it!
Chew it!
Eat it!
Lick it!
It's so amazing but I don't know how!
Fried chicken, you make me go wow!