Sick, Sober & Sorry Lyrics - Merle Haggard

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Well I'm sick, sober and sorry 

Broke, disgusted and sad 

Sick, sober and sorry 

But look at the fun that we had. 

Well we met with some gal in a tavern 

And oh, what a beautiful dream 

Well we had three or four, then had several more 

And that's when I went off my beam. 

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The jukebox so loudly was playin' 

Each couple havin' a ball 

But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals 

I'll bet me and Merle the sickest of all. 

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Outside I was hailin' a taxi 

We got one this time without fail 

It sported a star, we didn't go far 

Was only three blocks to the jail. 

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