French Shoes Lyrics - Mellencamp John Cougar

He was a good lookin' guy 

Stood about six foot three 

Long brown hair 

As nice as he could be 

Everybody liked him 

But he didn't have a clue 

He looked silly as hell 

In those funny French shoes 

You know the type 

Without any heels 

Leather souls 

Kind of a slip on deal 

He was cavalier 

Whether he'd win or lose 

But he looked silly as hell 

In those funny French shoes 

CHORUS 

Funny French shoes 

Funny French shoes 

No man should be wearin' 

Those funny French shoes 

They look good on a woman's foot 

I must say that they do 

But no guy should be wearin' 

Those funny French shoes 

I know it's not right 

To judge a man by his clothes 

By the way that he looks 

Or the people he may know 

I'm embarrassed to say 

If I had to choose 

I could never really trust 

Any man wearing those funny French shoes 

CHORUS 

Get some socks on, man! 

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