I'm A Lesbian Lyrics - Singles - Melissa Ferrick

Please momma cant you see, Ive always tried to please 

I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees 

You said that it's a phase, just something Id out grow 

But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that Id sure like to mow 

Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along 

But I'd prefer Madonna in a lacy thong 

'Cause Im a lesbian, I dont like nothing swinging 'tween their legs 

Yeah Im a lesbian, I dont know why God gave me eggs 

When I have sex it's fun and clean, and no man can come in between 

No I dont need no magic wand 

Im a lesbian 

They talk behind my back and criticize my life 

But I get no complaints from Lou Diamond Philips' wife 

'Cause Im a lesbian, I'd rather be with Jane than Dick 

Yeah Im a lesbian, a penis doesnt do the trick 

When we go in for 69, I know hers is the same as mine 

So hide your wives cause here I come 

Im a lesbian