He wants to add to the family tree
He wants at least two or three
Hes been waiting impatiently
For me to add to the family tree
Theres lots of hugs and kissing everything is oh so sweet
But he says theres something missing, the pitter patter of little feet
Hes positively clucky like a rooster in a chicken house
Dirty nappies on the line, coochie cooing all the time
Does he know what hes talking about
He wants to add to the family tree
He wants at least two or three
Hes been waiting impatiently
For me to add to the family tree
He came home with a boot load of stuff to paint the spare room blue
Lego and some play dough and a Bob the builder tool box too
Hes oh so gung ho, guess its time for me to face the fact
Ill be feet up on the couch with a Joey in my pouch
Getting ready for an broken back
He wants to add to the family tree
He wants at least two or three
Hes been waiting impatiently
For me to add to the family tree
Dirty nappies on the line, coochie cooing all the time
I guess doesnt sound so bad if hes cute and cuddly
And looks a little bit like me with more hair than his dad
He wants to add to the family tree
He wants at least two or three
But right now onell do me
To add to the family tree
Add to the family
Add to the family
Add to the family tree
Artist: Fall
Artist: Memphis Slim
Artist: Mutoid Man