Lady Is A Pirate Lyrics - Singles - Megan Slankard

On my knees 

Not that you can help me 

I have changed a flat before 

And I have gotten dirty 

I ain't no faker 

I'm as sweet as I am rotten 

I might even laugh at myself 

I have not forgotten 

That I am king of under-a-dollar stores 

I know you've seen it all before 

But I know it by heart 

And I live innot in a trailer park 

But in a caboose in the backyard 

I am a bandit, I don't think you want me 

Just add a pirate to a lady 

I am a bandit, I don't think you need me 

Just add a jester to a gypsy 

Don't try to make me different 

Or find what makes me tick 

Last person tried to change me 

I still taste it in my spit 

Sun dips in a cool breeze 

Sweat drips from your nose 

You think I'm full blooded crazy 

From my head down to my toes 

I am king of losing coins in slot machines 

But I will live until it kills me 

And I live in timid smiles and bold dreams 

And I will cry until I bleed 

I am a bandit, I don't think you want me 

Just add a pirate to a lady 

I am a bandit, I don't think you need me 

You just give independence to a baby 

And I am king of enduring everlasting nights 

Of losing sleep by winning these fights 

And receiving only dirt 

And I give crooked smiles 

To the never ending search 

I'm made of mud, 

I need someone that is made of earth 

'Cause I am a bandit