Sam Lyrics - Meat Puppets

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make 

About something they hadn't experienced 

Possibly Sam had a different opinion 

That nobody'd ever considered important 

And damn it if Norman and Betty were listening 

Somebody would have become a phenomenal 

Howling lightning tampering with the 

Electrical evidence shown to be relevant 

Possibly with the exception of ivory 

Everyone else had abandoned the obvious 

Chipping away at erroneous garbage 

Which definitely is as exciting as pudding 

Deliciously spooned from the lap of the Ludicrous 

Into the mouths of the questionless idiots 

Licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling 

And flapping their tongues as they're losing their marbles 

That's the way Sam's played around 

That's the way Sam's played 

Someone who wasn't related to anyone 

Twisted the facts till the truth was apparent 

And dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo 

That sparkled like something folks scrambled to swallow 

Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle 

Is easy as getting a camel to heaven 

And granny transgressing had blubbered 

A bibful of classified info on Milton's imbroglio 

That's the way Sam's played around 

That's the way Sam's played 

That's the way Sam's played around 

That's the way Sam's played 

That's the way Sam's played around 

That's the way Sam's played 

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make 

About something they hadn't experienced 

Possibly Sam had a different opinion 

That nobody'd ever considered important 

And maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make 

About something they hadn't experienced 

Possibly Sam had a different opinion 

That nobody'd ever considered important