Sexy And Christian Lyrics - Mdc

I'm falling in love with Debbie Boone 

I hope I get to meet her soon 

She looks so pure, so damn good 

I'd be faithful yes i would 

Holy Schmoley so hot and holy 

Finger licking good like guacamole 

Anyone got her home phone number 

Like without Debbie is a total bummer 

Sexy and Christian, her faith and trust 

Sexy and Christian, born again lust 

Sexy and Christian, what a mystique 

Sexy and Christian, my little Angelique 

Baby, baby you light up my life 

Baby, baby would you be my wife 

I want to be more than a fan 

To be your one and only God fearing man 

No matter how far or harsh the weather 

We'll make a church and pray together 

Personal friends of Jim and Tammy Baker 

A contented hubby and little home maker 

Sexy and Christian, guest spots on pay T.V 

Sexy and Christian, the happiest Christians that'll ever be 

Sexy and Christian, paid virginal dues 

Sexy and Christian, whiter than daddy's shoes 

Jesus whispering into our ear 

Replaying the message for us all to hear 

If we ever go astray or get lost 

Remember our Lord died on the cross 

With strength we can win 

Against these creeping thoughts of sin 

And if we pray for hours and hours 

Eternal salvation will be ours 

Those religious preachers we'll have to endure 

But our souls will be clean and pure 

Being with her would be total bliss 

Just to hold hands, neck and kiss 

Blinders on day to day 

Make believe every thing's okay 

Anyone got her home phone number 

Life without Debbie is a total bummer